It’s been a while.
Thinking about going back to posting make-up “how-to’s” here again. Won’t do any vids for a while til we find a bigger place. My room is a walk-in closet here. XD
But what about the rest of you, Moss? ;D
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I, too, would probably die. I’m so out of shape. -__-
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| When something bad happens: | True is it that we have seen better days. |
|---|---|
| When something REALLY bad happens: | O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! |
| When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: | The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. |
| When my girlfriend abandons me for food: | FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! |
| When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: | BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! |
| When I burn something while cooking: | MY CAKE IS DOUGH! |
| When human stupidity frustrates me: | LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! |
| When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: | NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. |
| When I'm broke: | My pride fell with my fortunes |
| When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: | OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! |
| When someone disagrees with me: | THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. |
| When I argue with my girlfriend: | The course of true love never did run smooth. |
| When I'm embarrassed: | MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! |
| Someone says "Good Night": | Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. |
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You’re not funny, bro.
Just busted my finger open after accidently running my desk drawer (that I was carrying) into the corner of the hallway. And naturally, my sisters retarded boyfriend has to make a stupid remark. Come on, dude. Really? Must everything you say to me be really fucking stupid? You’re not funny and, frankly, everyone but my sister thinks you’re a douchenugget. If you could just, I don’t know, NOT TALK TO ME, that would be awesome.
![Went to Pierre’s last night with my brother and sister-in-law to see Middle Class Rut!
I got stuck behind like almost every tall person there, but still it was fucking amazing! And I got to meet them! Nicest dudes ever, I swear. :]
I also got a MCRut shirt, which I’m wearing now. Their shirts instantly enhance your appearance to make you even foxier than you already are. True story.
Aaaand I bought their cd! ^_^ It’s actually the second one I have, the first one being the library’s and now stuck in my van’s cd player. Soooo now I gotta buy that one, too. My van’s a douche.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut anywho, all in all, had an amazing night. It was just what I needed, since the whole last year for me was pretty shitty. Ha, that rhymes…
It really lifted my spirts, especially since the last two months were kinda rough with my dad dying and now me having to move. I’m moving tomorrow, actually. Cool thing is, I’ll be near Jefferson Point (awesome shopping center) and with one of my best friends. I really think things will finally get better for me. :]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00p6tvOXK1r1nduyo1_250.jpg)
Went to Pierre’s last night with my brother and sister-in-law to see Middle Class Rut!
I got stuck behind like almost every tall person there, but still it was fucking amazing! And I got to meet them! Nicest dudes ever, I swear. :]
I also got a MCRut shirt, which I’m wearing now. Their shirts instantly enhance your appearance to make you even foxier than you already are. True story.
Aaaand I bought their cd! ^_^ It’s actually the second one I have, the first one being the library’s and now stuck in my van’s cd player. Soooo now I gotta buy that one, too. My van’s a douche.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut anywho, all in all, had an amazing night. It was just what I needed, since the whole last year for me was pretty shitty. Ha, that rhymes…
It really lifted my spirts, especially since the last two months were kinda rough with my dad dying and now me having to move. I’m moving tomorrow, actually. Cool thing is, I’ll be near Jefferson Point (awesome shopping center) and with one of my best friends. I really think things will finally get better for me. :]
Bought myself some new makeup this week
Thinking about doing swatches for them and posting them here rather than doing another haul. I haven’t done swatches for anything here yet, so why the hell not? :D
